- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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