- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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