josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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