- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

what?

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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