What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

A storm be brewin!

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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