Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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