- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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