- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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