Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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