WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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