i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Tucker Rivera

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

A seal walks into a club.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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