Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Chris is hairy

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oh hey.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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charlie sheen

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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