- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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