What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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