Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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