Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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