How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Women's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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