- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What's funny? Women's rights.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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