if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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