why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

I'm Polish.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Beka has AIDS

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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