- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Lil Wayne

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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