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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

I am dyslexic

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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