- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A woman walks into a bar.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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