Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

I'm Polish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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