How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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it was all Tagart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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A man did not like this site

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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