- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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