- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Women's Rights..

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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