Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

38 studio's new game... Finance City

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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