My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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