- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Knock Knock. Doors open

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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