Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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