What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

who is really lanky? james cornish

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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