If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Women's rights.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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