- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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