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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

speak now or forever hold your pee

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Obama = ebola

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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