- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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