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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

why are balck people black because they are

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Pull my finger ouch..

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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