two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

i had sex.

Jimmy Saville

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Stealth baseballs record

A baby seal walks into a club.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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