- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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