- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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