Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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