- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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