- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Potassium? K.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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