- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Who wants water? I do.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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