- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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