Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Yes

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

a dyslexic man walked his god.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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