- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

SHUT UP JP

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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