- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

hers a joke... japanese people

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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