- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock knock Come in

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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