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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.