What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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