What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Anti Joke

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