Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Your Mom The End.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

European on my shoes, buddy.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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