- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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