- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why can't jokes spit?

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

quantum physics?

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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