what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

black chicken. kfc

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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