A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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