- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

nolan is gay

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

A Serbian Film

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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