A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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