batman farted so hes retarded

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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