- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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