- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Weaner

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Women's Rights

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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