A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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TIMMY

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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p lkl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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