- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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