So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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