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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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