- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

woman's rights

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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