What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Roses are red, yup.

Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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