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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Women's rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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