An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Women's Rights

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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