- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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