- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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