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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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