Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

womens rights

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Anti Joke

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