- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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