Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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