Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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womens rights

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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