- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

What does two plus two equal? 4

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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