Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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