- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

school homewrok

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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