- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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