What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Beka has AIDS

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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