How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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