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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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