Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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