- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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