- Anti Joke

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent