Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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