- Anti Joke

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Let's say you're inside a building and you are lost. You need to find directions to get out. But the building is so big almost like a maze or labyrinth. You start walking until you see 2 doors and each door is guarded by a man. Now in between the 2 doors is a message on the wall. It says: "Dear friend, I assume that you are lost and want to get out. There is hope! You have an option to choose one of these doors guarded by these men. You may ask one of these men which door leads to freedom. However, 1 guard ALWAYS tells a lie and 1 guard ALWAYS tells the truth. If you are to choose the wrong door, you will be locked in the building forever. So choose wisely and ask the right question. Good luck! Sincerely, the owner of the building." So you think to yourself and try to figure out what the hell did you get yourself into. This is a very tricking situation. You have one liar and one honest man. How can you tell which is lying and with is telling the truth? After minutes of confusion and thinking, you have finally decided to ask one guard a question. ----spoiler alert----- So you ask the guard one question. "What would the other guard say is the door to freedom?" The guard said "This door" You choose the opposite door and you are now free. The End [Explanation: You have 2 doors. Let's say door A is losing and door B is winning. If you ask the liar what would the other guard say, he we lie and say door A. So you pick the opposite door, which door B and you win. Now if you ask the truth teller what would the other guard say, he we tell the truth and say the same answer, door A. So you pick the opposite door and win]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!