- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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