- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

12 niqqa 12.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

j.p. is dumb

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

A man died.

My jeans

HELLO EVERYONE

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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