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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Detroit has a low crime rate

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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