- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

TIMMY

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

p lkl

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

why am I writing this...im bored

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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