- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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