- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

woman's rights

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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