- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

the economy.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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