(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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