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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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