- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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