Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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The american education system.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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