thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Anti Joke

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