- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Good job, son.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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