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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

FUS RO DAH!!!

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

make me a sandwich! what kind?

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