the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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