Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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