Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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