- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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