- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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