What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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