How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

David Cameron

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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