- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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