A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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cool

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Please Rape William Wright

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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