A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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