Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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