- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

the power to turn magnetism into light

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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